Sredni Vashtar

“Sredni Vashtar” is a short story by Hector Hugo Munro—better known as H.H. Munro, or his pen name, Saki. The name Saki is likely a reference to the cupbearer in Rubáiyát of Omar Khayyám, Edward FitzGerald’s 1859 translation of a series of poems attributed to Omar Khayyam. Saki is known primarily for his macabre short stories satirizing the Edwardian society in which he lived. The story originally appeared in the author’s 1911 collection, The Chronicles of Clovis. “Sredni Vashtar” explores the conflict between the imagination of childhood and the “respectability” of adulthood through the story of a sickly ten-year-old boy named Conradin who escapes from his miserable life in the custody of his cousin, the cruel Mrs. De Ropp, through the creation of his own religion based on a polecat ferret—the titular Sredni Vashtar—whom he secretly keeps in the tool shed.

The first thing we learn about the story’s protagonist, Conradin, is that a doctor has given him less than five years to live. The narrator—third person, omniscient—expresses skepticism regarding the validity of the doctor’s professional opinion. However, Conradin’s guardian, Mrs. De Ropp, concurs with the doctor, giving her an excuse to further regiment Conradin’s life, and thwarting his endeavors “for his own good.” While Mrs. De Ropp—referred to by Conradin as “The Woman”—would never admit to disliking Conradin, she acknowledges to herself that she doesn’t particularly mind having to scold him. Conradin is able to hide his hatred of The Woman by escaping into his own imagination, the one thing she can’t control.

Conradin creates a haven for himself in the tool shed on the property that Mrs. De Ropp doesn’t use. The shed is full of imaginary friends and also two living pets he keeps in secret. The first is a Houdan hen, on which he lavishes affection. The other is Sredni Vashtar, a polecat ferret in a locked hutch that Conradin bought off a local butcher-boy. Conradin is utterly terrified of the ferret and worships it as a god. Every Thursday, Conradin worships at a shrine to the ferret in the shed and brings offerings, such as red flowers or berries, and, on special occasions (for example when The Woman has a toothache) a bit of stolen nutmeg. The Houdan hen is not a part of the cult of Sredni Vashtar; Conradin likes to imagine the hen is an Anabaptist. He does not know what an Anabaptist is, but he likes to imagine it isn’t very respectable—he hates all things respectable as he associates them with The Woman.



One day, The Woman decides that Conradin is spending too much time in the shed, claiming that its bad for his health. One morning, she informs Conradin that she has sold the Houdan hen. She expects him to be upset but is surprised when he does not react at all. That day at tea, she serves toast, a favorite of Conradin’s that she does not usually allow. He does not have any, further irritating her. For the next several nights in the shed, Conradin asks Sredni Vashtar for an unspecified favor before returning to the house. When she notices that Conradin is still spending time in the shed, The Woman investigates, finding the hutch, which she concludes is full of guinea pigs. She tells Conradin that she will have them taken away as well and searches his room until she finds the key to the hutch.

Conradin despairs as The Woman returns to the shed. He admits that he never really believed in the powers of Sredni Vashtar; he is convinced The Woman will take away his one escape from his dismal reality, and without it, he will become dull and succumb to his sickliness. He begins to sing a defiant little song to himself about the triumphs of Sredni Vashtar. He watches through the window, but The Woman does not emerge from the shed. Instead, he notices the ferret escape into the garden with bloodstains around its mouth. The maid is getting ready to serve tea and goes to look for Mrs. De Ropp in the shed. Conradin calmly prepares himself a slice of buttered toast while the maid screams at the scene she finds in the shed, and then, laments to other household staff about who will tell the child the news.

“Sredni Vashtar” has been adapted into three different chamber operas. The story was also adapted for television, a BAFTA award-winning short film, and a horror movie titled Friday the 13th: The Orphan. “Sredni Vashtar” is referenced in a number of other stories and punk rock songs. Saki’s legacy as an author has led to comparisons between him and a number of venerated writers such as O. Henry, Dorothy Parker, and Oscar Wilde—whose life, like Saki’s, was defined in part by his closeted homosexuality.